This is not a complete list but. . . its a draft of what I started working on lately... I have over 20+ now and 10 are definitely as funny or more funny than these...(for a few reasons, I decieded no to post all I have).
I should have a whole lot of these in a month or two... And will post them when I am done This time, I promise not to repeat what I did at last posting...... (Frankly, I've been overwhelmingly busy)
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- Pseudo-code
is the only programming language that never complains of syntax
errors
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- The C
programmer hates competing with a PERL programmer when it comes to
regular expressions.
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If
Internet Explorer 6 was implemented in Java. . . . A snail wouldn't
have been the slowest shelled thing on earth.
----- - If
processors could talk, and
you are running a WebServer
written in Java, the processor would have said: “Why the hell are
we always traveling from earth
to Pluto just to reach Mercury?” --Indirection
Problem.
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Assembly programmer always
feels superior in running at
almost 100% hardware speed but then..
What else can he boast of?
---- - Python may be as slowwww as the Old Volkswagen Beatle... but she beats every other language in elegance. → #Only an ID10T tastes and hates Python Programming Language.
